tattle ted

A loud mouth PO-LOCK that is his own worst enemy

Tattle Ted isn't making making any new friends acting like a twat.

by Itsgettingold August 20, 2018

Ted Rubio

Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.

Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio

by amishgal September 20, 2017

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

Ted Dollins

Someone who cannot pay attention. Because of pure distraction or lack of ability to listen.

"I told you specifically not to buy this brand of bread! Pay some fucking attention Ted Dollins"

by Albino namekian October 19, 2020

ted forden

Really fucking gay

ted forden is really fucking gay

by uyyighhg May 29, 2020

Ted out

The action in which somebody over thinks something to the point of tedding up. (The resultant action of tedding out in which someone does something stupid and messes up).

From the show How I meet your mother.

Did you see Ben Ted out over Becca?

by MysticMeg March 4, 2018

Ted Cruisin'

To take a flight to a warm place while the proletariat freeze.

"How are you staying warm in this year's Texas freeze?"
"I'm Ted Cruisin' in Austria, mate."

by satans' February 4, 2023