buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 08, 2016
When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 30, 2021
by this is my definition July 06, 2021
The best photoshop that was ever made that was in both science rooms while people made their speeches. People will never forgive the one who made the snail.
by Table maker November 19, 2019
Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.
by ImaBigNerd September 08, 2023
by A Col May 06, 2012
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 17, 2014