by ognid September 15, 2003
A condition of the butthole, often times mis-categorized as "Jungle Booty," "Swamp Ass," or any other wet-ass syndrome. A silent partner, however, is the stinky residookie or even condensate left after a 3-hour long shit and possible prolapsed rectum. See also: seepage.
Jim: Man, someone cut one, it better not be that baby over there.
Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.
Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.
Tina: Typical
Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.
Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.
Tina: Typical
by pbr3000 April 09, 2009
the silent treatment is usedon people that are disliked by the general population. this method induces and awkward silence that is hallarious the the people who are ignoring the offensive person. very funny method of making someone feel like, or infroming them that they are indeed and outsider.
(boomer enters the room)
Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)
(Boomer leaves)
Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment
Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)
(Boomer leaves)
Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment
by CandyMan[LTK] January 23, 2006
A noob(See. Noob) that is usually found in a Admin federation(See. Admin Federation) servers. He is a good counter-strike player, he constantly pwns people(see PWNED) But he acts like a dill weed(See. Dill Weed)
by Mike Hunt January 19, 2005
The act of inserting a four fingers into ass while inserting the thumb in the pussy creating a bill with the hand preforming a "QUACKING" motion with the hand. Can be done vaginally with the thumb on the clit or in the ass.
This is precursor to fisting. Beginners fisting technique.
Other names in reference to. "The Quacker" "Duck BIll" "The howling wolf"
This is precursor to fisting. Beginners fisting technique.
Other names in reference to. "The Quacker" "Duck BIll" "The howling wolf"
by FellatioJones March 10, 2018
The second best game in the world. Played when there's too much food on backpacking trips. The players adhere to an extremely strict set of rules, and when a rule is broken, other players ask the Duke or Duchess if they may speak, and when granted permission, they state who they think has broken the rule. The Duke or Duchess then decides if they should recieve penance, in other words, extra food. It's pretty awesome.
"We have way too much food and no one wants to eat it. Looks like we're going to have to play Silent Football."
*the game ensues..*
"Lady Duchess Lauren with the Long Lingering Locks of the Lost Coast, may I speak?"
"Yes, Lady Sonia, you may."
"I believe that Lord Dave was blaming his own flatulence problems on my person."
"I agree, and for that he shall recieve penance."
(Everyone is greatly amused, and Dave gets another bowl of the nasty rice and chili mix)
*the game ensues..*
"Lady Duchess Lauren with the Long Lingering Locks of the Lost Coast, may I speak?"
"Yes, Lady Sonia, you may."
"I believe that Lord Dave was blaming his own flatulence problems on my person."
"I agree, and for that he shall recieve penance."
(Everyone is greatly amused, and Dave gets another bowl of the nasty rice and chili mix)
by la maravillosa September 08, 2006
silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.
Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.
by the last great nobody July 02, 2009