peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts
Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.
by Kayowa January 02, 2016
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ya peanut

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut
by flying peanut January 20, 2023
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Peanut Swirl

A practice where one covers their testicles in a sticky substance and then covers them in peanut dust. The Swirler the crouches over the Swirlee and gesticulates so that they receive a gentle dusting from the excess peanut dust across their face.
“Bro, I tried the Peanut Swirl with my wife last night. It was fucking awsome!”
by shiectj October 01, 2021
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packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
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Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019
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Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018
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