An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021
Get the juicy peanutsmug. Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.
John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!
by Thatshitposter June 5, 2018
Get the Stinky Peanutmug. The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about
“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT
by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022
Get the peanut pickermug. by peanutryder March 26, 2012
Get the peanut rydermug. by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017
Get the peanut basketmug. When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014
Get the packaging peanutsmug. by flying peanut January 20, 2023
Get the ya peanutmug.