bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

Prominent Package

Also known as the PP. Zacharia Buckle's male package. Something too glorious to not make eye contact with.

When Mr. Buckle walked in wearing that body suit and he was rockin the Prominent Package!

by GentleBeast27 October 14, 2015

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

by thicknoodle September 22, 2022

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009