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His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003
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An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick
Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
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Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.
John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.
by j4991 November 20, 2011
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An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.
While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.
by cheemacs June 4, 2020
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predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.
Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)
by SuhketxD August 15, 2011
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cuban missile crisis

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.
"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"
by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006
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