An orgasm that causes whole-body, toe-curling, screaming, and convulsions similar to a Grand Mal seizure.
Instead of calling 911, my boyfriend should have kept riding my dick until the lap seizure passed. He might of had one, too!
by jeffstick February 13, 2012
Get the lap seizuremug. by Darker Eon May 26, 2014
Get the lap girlmug. Upon shooting a monster load directly on a partners face, the male uses junk in a clockwise motion to soak up all love juice and insert said junk back into partners pie hole.
Oh man, I can't believe that girl I swooped at the club last night blew me in the bathroom and let me take a victory lap.
by Rick Wisdom August 1, 2011
Get the Victory Lapmug. Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss
Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason
ah I gotta go do some laps
by bubkrer April 15, 2005
Get the lapsmug. by ybanrab May 5, 2006
Get the poes lapmug. A rare way of kissing/snogging. Not many people use this way. They prefer sticking their tongues down the other person's throat.
I thought that she was going to do lip lap but she wanted to do tongues.
1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!
1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!
by Greg A. Woodin August 6, 2007
Get the lip lapmug. by Maverick October 16, 2003
Get the Lap Topmug.