war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Bee's Knees

That chick in the office who would rather work on her knees than sit in a chair.

Lori is the bee's knees.

by negglord August 16, 2018

On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.

Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".

by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014

Knee Fetish

Sydney jesus fucking christ stop

*Tickle tap squeeze*

Stop tickling my fucking knee
you have a knee fetish or something??

by BlurgleBiggleeohboddlumn October 08, 2021

Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Knee-ne

Acne on your knees.

Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.

Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.

Guy #1: Dude thats gross.

Guy #2: Eh, its alright.

by Detox2Retox October 15, 2009

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 01, 2018