puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

Tactical hotels

Tactical hotels is a barf gang base with armies and stuff its a army its legit puke dog water barf vomit i looked at it and had severe vomiting and nausea and its so bad purely made

hey i just had a tactical hotels (barf/vomit/puke)

by Voidrip April 3, 2021

ice hotel

the goat. nothing short of it. ice hotel will always be better than you. his takes are only W’s and he definitely will take your bitch.

“he’s such an ice hotel” “oh yeah, thats ice for sure”

by Fatality 123 November 2, 2021

Small hotel

A tight vagina

Damm she had a small hotel

by Big its boto January 3, 2016

hotel babe

Someone who has a big butt and you only see them on vacation

That's one hotel babe

by Isla Maxwell June 3, 2020

hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.

Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.

by RHPSBill September 1, 2022

aspirational hotel

A hotel or vacation resort which is oh-so-expensive (room rent is, say over US$400 a night,) out-of-reach of all but multi-millionaires & billionaires. Therefore it's a big deal when a middle-class or kind-of-rich person can use a free-hotel award to stay there!

I got 2 free nights to stay at any Hyatt aspirational hotel in the world for getting the Hyatt Visa card, so I used them at the Hyatt Paris Vendome to stay in a room costing 700 euros a night!

by Powerpasser January 12, 2018