Golden Whale

The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species
Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”

Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
by TheGoldenWhale August 12, 2021
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Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
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Golden Wake

Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.
Refer to the definition. Golden Wake.
by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010
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Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.
"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"
by Kumah November 18, 2016
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Golden Whistle

When receiving fellatio, a male urinates into the performing females mouth and all over her face and body if he prefers.
Last night when Kimmy was blowing me I gave her a golden whistle.
by AJax Mydick September 21, 2010
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Golden Ropes

1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.

2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.
Silky covered me in golden ropes last night!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 31, 2019
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golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.
"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."
by Charlie in the Trees November 19, 2013
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