shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie September 30, 2015

Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.

The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.

by BDB64 July 18, 2021

Ghetto Garden

An empty lot that is located in an urban area, usually overtaken by weeds, crabgrass, overgrown bushes, discarded trash, and used needles/empty bottles of cheap booze. Usually surrounded by several abandoned buildings. Sometimes, a stray marijuana plant can be seen sprouting up from the Ghetto Garden.

Darnell and his homies live in the projects, so the only place they can go to play is the Ghetto Garden.

Nancy made the mistake of walking through the Ghetto Garden barefoot and stepped on a broken vodka bottle.

by Cornyhotdogs October 25, 2017

Detroit Garden

A residential plot that has had no upkeep whatsoever and is overgrown with weeds.

Have you seen Keith's front yard with all those sunflowers!? It's a mess, a total Detroit Garden.

by Random McNally September 1, 2019

Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.

Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.

by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014