fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph

Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.

by Undy Bumgrope September 20, 2005

Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.

Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!

by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

Fuzzy Muddly

The spot you miss when shaving your butthole

So I was bent ova the sink all spread eagle roight, when I reached back to admire my supposed job well done on me bum, and blimy if I didn't come across a fuzzy muddly.

by That boy down unda April 22, 2019

fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 17, 2021

Fuzzy Dolphin

Definitely means weed.
Y'know, party grass

Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"

by BrihadDewhamedovic December 24, 2019

fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.

Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.

by Funkyard August 20, 2013