bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024

Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

desk dweller

That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.

Well there goes Brian again for his morning fill up. Hes such a desk dweller

by Bigsexy5 March 4, 2023

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019