Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.

Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite

by AustinDee March 27, 2022

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.

Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing

by AustinDee March 27, 2022

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

by loteoo November 11, 2020

Desk boy

A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.

"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"

by Rawrgasmo April 18, 2021

desk.27

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

by desk.27 November 27, 2021