Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021
When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
by coug dude May 17, 2015
That drug dealer is curb dirt.
by Garry Gallegos September 07, 2008
"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."
by lMPA September 29, 2013
"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014
by Rabbidraccoon June 28, 2022
A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.
"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."
by atothe April 07, 2009