cow kite

/c0w , kY-t/

verb:

a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,

The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new

I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,

" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy

" Mary was being a bitch last night, I used the cow kite technique to make her suck my dick "

by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017

Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018

Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.

Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".

by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011

Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

by DaHolmes February 9, 2023

cow technique

When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.

This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.

by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022

Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.

Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

Moody Cow

An insulting insult towards someone if they are being moody.. and a cow. Usually Females get called a 'Moody Cow'

God Stop being a Moody Cow, Kelly!

by NearlyFamous February 22, 2009