Black Lion

Someone with frizzy long dark hair that resembles a lions long bushy black mane. Often times have poor hygiene.

*Erin and Mary talking in the hall*
Erin: Hey
Mary: Hiii
Erin: Oh god...
Mary: What?
Erin: Black lion at 12 o clock.
Mary: Oh gosh!
Erin: I know how to get rid of her.
Mary: How?
Erin: *pulls out hairbrush*

by theblacklionhunter123 September 25, 2011

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the black parade

Where I want to go when I die.

"where do you want to go when you die?"
"the black parade, bitch!"

by jesushatesme August 3, 2009

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Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021

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Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.

A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.

by nitens May 18, 2014

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Black Astronaut

An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.

1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.

by Forjanelle November 30, 2018

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midnight black

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...

"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"

by Midnight Black Worshipper August 6, 2015

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