twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
by ilovechingy8 May 13, 2011
Get the twenty percent battery mug.

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"
"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"
by whizkidddd February 08, 2013
Get the Brown Battery mug.

poundland battery

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless
Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery
by Tomfoolery80 January 03, 2020
Get the poundland battery mug.
what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
Get the shit im gonna run out of battery mug.

Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.
"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."
by TinyMan1212 August 22, 2017
Get the Leaky Battery mug.

Batteries Plus

is an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.
In 2012 Batteries Plus began the process of changing its name to Batteries Plus Bulbs, to reflect the addition of a selection of light bulbs to its inventory of products
by Wendysfg October 05, 2023
Get the Batteries Plus mug.

Batteries Plus

s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.6 The stores also stock and/or customize out of production batteries for obsolete appliances and antique cars
Batteries Plus to replace long-closed Taco Bell in Nashua. Nashua Telegraph. 30 August 2013.
by SPrice1980 October 05, 2023
Get the Batteries Plus mug.