The hottest and most smartest humans were born. They're also the most flirty people in the world. They maybe depressed or holding on a fucking thread but they still remain unbothered by it lmao. They are the baddest bitches, they are the alphas. They will sure assert their dominance on every chance they get but deep inside they're just a softie little bitch. Overall, people who are born on September 19 definitely have a god-complex.
1. "How can you be so calm about this? You're already 3 months passed the deadline and still have a 100 pending homeworks to do??" It's because I was born on September 19.
2. "How can you be so cute yet so hot at the same time?? The duality oml" Again, it's because I was born on SEPTEMBER 19.
3. "Omg you're so-" YES I GET IT I'M PERFECT, I'M HOT, I'M A GOD, I ALREADY KNOW THAT CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE???? Jeez so annoying.
/j /nm
2. "How can you be so cute yet so hot at the same time?? The duality oml" Again, it's because I was born on SEPTEMBER 19.
3. "Omg you're so-" YES I GET IT I'M PERFECT, I'M HOT, I'M A GOD, I ALREADY KNOW THAT CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE???? Jeez so annoying.
/j /nm
by 4thgenleaders July 31, 2021
Bicyicle day, the day that Albert Hoffman, the first synthesizer of LSD and had the first recorded trip ever, The term comes from Hoffman going on a bike ride back to his home from a lab in Basel, Switzerland after ingesting 250 ug of the substance (250 micrograms). He would go on to describe the way he felt while tripping balls
by 7even10en April 22, 2022
The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.
A play on Freshman 15.
by Arteth March 28, 2020
by Couple of lovers December 19, 2019
"tp19" is used as a noun, a verb, an adjective and an adverb.
These words relate to the COVID-19 outbreak in early 2020. The noun form is a number, a factor, by which the amount of toilet paper used per bowel movement increases from approximately 19 sheets per flush to something like 19 rolls per flush. This number will eventually be established, like pi (3.14159) as not necessarily being 19, but something close, and will not be verified by mathematicians, epidemiologists and virologists, but by psychologists, sociologists, and historians. It stands to become a famous scientific constant in human evolution. As a verb, it is much simpler. It is a description of a variety of actions an individual will utilize in the attempt to acquire important items such as toilet paper and paper towels when facing unavoidable self-induced global scarcity. As an adjective, it is used to describe those people who may either be overreacting, or - using perspicacious judgment - reacting in an effective Darwinian fashion, in order to survive a pandemic. The validity of each use is at this time unclear. The adverb form, similar to the adjective, is descriptive of an action performed as a result of a perspective that is either utterly anxious or pointedly perspicacious.
These words relate to the COVID-19 outbreak in early 2020. The noun form is a number, a factor, by which the amount of toilet paper used per bowel movement increases from approximately 19 sheets per flush to something like 19 rolls per flush. This number will eventually be established, like pi (3.14159) as not necessarily being 19, but something close, and will not be verified by mathematicians, epidemiologists and virologists, but by psychologists, sociologists, and historians. It stands to become a famous scientific constant in human evolution. As a verb, it is much simpler. It is a description of a variety of actions an individual will utilize in the attempt to acquire important items such as toilet paper and paper towels when facing unavoidable self-induced global scarcity. As an adjective, it is used to describe those people who may either be overreacting, or - using perspicacious judgment - reacting in an effective Darwinian fashion, in order to survive a pandemic. The validity of each use is at this time unclear. The adverb form, similar to the adjective, is descriptive of an action performed as a result of a perspective that is either utterly anxious or pointedly perspicacious.
As a noun - "Is this crisis truly tp-19 times as big as the crisis of a toilet paper roll turned the wrong way?"
As a verb- "If you knew that a hydrogen bomb was planted in your neighborhood and would be detonated in the next two hours, would you try to run or try to tp-19 the market on ray-bans that screen uv?" or "That girl, who just walked in, tp-19-ed my pulse rate. I'll pay for anything she wants."
As an adjective - "You are such a freakin' tp-19 freak! Why do you need to ratchet every single interaction with me up to DEFCON-4? All I can offer in response is a quiet fyc."
As an adverb - "Friedrich, you just walked across the street so tp-19-edly, like it was a rope over an abyss, as if all of human existence depended on your success."
As a verb- "If you knew that a hydrogen bomb was planted in your neighborhood and would be detonated in the next two hours, would you try to run or try to tp-19 the market on ray-bans that screen uv?" or "That girl, who just walked in, tp-19-ed my pulse rate. I'll pay for anything she wants."
As an adjective - "You are such a freakin' tp-19 freak! Why do you need to ratchet every single interaction with me up to DEFCON-4? All I can offer in response is a quiet fyc."
As an adverb - "Friedrich, you just walked across the street so tp-19-edly, like it was a rope over an abyss, as if all of human existence depended on your success."
by nothinc March 19, 2020
COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing
by okamipad November 28, 2020
An elbow-to-elbow bump used a replacement for the traditional High-5, due to the Novel coronavirus...aka COVID-19.
by edzepanik March 14, 2020