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Dead panda

A panda that is no longer alive. (i.e. dead)

See also Dead Panda Society.
That dead panda looks pretty dead to me.
by Dead Panda December 19, 2005
mugGet the Dead pandamug.

Star Panda

a really unintelligent and grotesque looking girl who is a horrible mother. often times she is a poser and makes a fool of herself in public settings. she is very lazy and irresponsible, and will take all of your money and waste it. beware, as you can smell her stench from miles away.
by chunomitommy January 3, 2011
mugGet the Star Pandamug.

Panda Flu

When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.
Andy has got panda flu”
by B.Gar October 13, 2018
mugGet the Panda Flumug.

Panda Makers

Look at those Panda Makers sitting at that table over there.
by Drake1463 February 7, 2013
mugGet the Panda Makersmug.

Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush
Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life
by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016
mugGet the Panda Sniffmug.

Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!
by Special Ed February 2, 2005
mugGet the Disappearing Pandamug.

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted
"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."
by JurdBrown January 20, 2015
mugGet the Panda Comamug.

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