Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.

Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil

by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018

yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products

“shut it ya mad junkie”

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024

yer maw

"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot

John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw

by Beninging December 23, 2021

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

’tain yer brain

Do something intellectually fun. (Short for “entertain your brain.”)

You need to ’tain yer brain, bro.

by SawHat66 February 28, 2023

yer mom gay

yer mom gay is self explanatory

my sister thinks it weird when I say yer mom gay and that she love my dic idk why
she's the weird one here..
ehe...

by yermomsogayshefuckedmydick February 25, 2022

yer wak

yer gay or somtrhing stupid

tim rush

by richard dick July 15, 2003