Friend

Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.

Morgan was my friend.

by Frances Smith December 31, 2018

Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 8, 2015

Friend

Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it

uR sUcH a FRiEnD

by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019

Friends

Are people who don't talk about each other behind their backs, they are kind and caring to each other and won't be rude and selfish to you.

"hey ! they look like great friends"

by randomrandom1738 June 15, 2016

Friend

-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.

- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.

My Friends are the best thing I halve ever had in my life

by W3irdoz June 4, 2016

Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 26, 2019

Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018