Rub and "rug"

When a prostitute gives the client or john a discount even its a dollar for ceremonial purposes. Like the discounts you get in a discount rug shop. Some men cant really get hard unless they get some sort of discount

The escort gave the john a discount so he can get fully hard. Thats called a rub and "rug"

by Rose gh July 17, 2023

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down

Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!

by Charlesthe5th December 28, 2021

Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes

by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022

Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women

Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out

by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

faze rug

Faze Rug is a youtuber who has gained over 24 million subscribers. He is known for his funny pranks, vlogs, challenges, and most importantly, his gaming videos

Joe: “you know that guy Faze Rug?”
Me: “He’s the one who did the coke prank on his mom right?”
Joe: “Yeah that’s him”

by rustableryme August 30, 2023