goof

that one bitch ass waiter who gets all your fucking food wrong and gets annoyed at you

Person #1: Man that waiter was a bitch!

Person #2 Yeah, he was a real goof.

by javonfr April 6, 2022

Goof puffs

Something Milhouse is always puffing on

A medieval style inhalation device that repells women

Get these goof puffs out of my house their driving women away

by Cody5050 November 14, 2020

Don-Goofed

You messed up majorly

My friend: Crap i misplaced my keys!
Me: you don-goofed

by Imperfect_bish July 7, 2019

goof nutt

When a person gets very happy, excited and nutts all in his pants

Jeff goof nutted in his pants yesterday

by Tommy goofnutt 69 May 9, 2018

gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

Goof

Noun/Verb
1. To jizz
2. Jizz
3. When someone messes up

girl: did you just goof?

guy: i was with my chick and i goofed all over her face

guy: i got goof on my bed

guy: i just goofed

by sneakysneakerskeak May 2, 2010

goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

by Kkarma1$ July 7, 2023