vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

Vanilla Rat

Noun: (Van•ill•la-rat)
A prissy white bitch. Usually found in the mall drinking Starbucks, or annoying the shit out of someone. A vanilla rat thinks they are hot shit and better than everyone around them. Biggest attention whores you will ever meet.

Ex1:

"Omg. I'm so fat from that one almond I ate all day."

"Shut up you dumb vanilla rat."
Ex2:

"Look at those skanky vanilla rats actin like they're the shit."

by Eatmyshit June 24, 2014

Vanilla Local

A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.

a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")

by Seth dug May 20, 2020

Vanilla Extract

When a there are some white stains remaining around the bedroom.

Ayyy bro, some Vanilla Extract on the wall bro, innit

by George The Frying Pan December 8, 2019

all vanilla

adjective, Slang.

fine; completely satisfactory; OK; copacetic.

"hey Carroll how are you finding your time on strictly?"

"it's all vanilla"

by Charliesays January 10, 2016

vanilla freind

Term used by people who live the "Lifestyle" ( Swingers ) to describe someone who does not participate in swinging.

You ready hunnie, lets head over to our "Vanilla freinds" house. We going to make an appearance at the cookout. I wish they would loosen up. I believe he is a Vanilla Swirl

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018