Vanilla Local

A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.
a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")
by Seth dug May 20, 2020
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Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizzler in the break room.
by Steve Clayton September 03, 2015
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Vanilla Rat

Noun: (Van•ill•la-rat)
A prissy white bitch. Usually found in the mall drinking Starbucks, or annoying the shit out of someone. A vanilla rat thinks they are hot shit and better than everyone around them. Biggest attention whores you will ever meet.
Ex1:

"Omg. I'm so fat from that one almond I ate all day."

"Shut up you dumb vanilla rat."
Ex2:

"Look at those skanky vanilla rats actin like they're the shit."
by Eatmyshit June 25, 2014
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Vanilla Blues

The sense of sadness felt when you like someone, however they're vanilla and you're freaky kinky.
These vanilla boys are giving me the vanilla blues..
by NoiziCat August 23, 2015
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Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.
Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
by Vanilla johnson April 10, 2010
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vanilla ice

if u like vanilla ice, u will pay the price.
eW THATS ICE ICE BABY. BRISUS CLEAN MY SOUL FROM VANILLA ICE PLEASE.
by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019
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Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.
Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020
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