BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger

DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

by Thot hunter 42069 June 6, 2019

thomarule34

the tiktok account dedicated to thirsting over Thoma all the time

Innocent tiktoker: why is there a tiktok on my fyp obsessing over thomas hands

Another tiktoker: that must be the work of Thomarule34

by citrineblood January 12, 2022

holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

thoughts on yaoi

Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.

-<lengthy off-topic rant>
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.

by zuffix January 1, 2009

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders became famous on the dead social media site Vine. Once Vine died, Thomas moved to YouTube, like all the other viners. He's a fucking precious cinnamon roll and he needs to be protected at all times along with his Sanders Sides Ceativity/Roman, Logic/Logan, Morality/Patton and Anxiety/Virgil

Friend: Are you still obsessed with vines

Me: No, only Thomas Sanders.

by Panic! At The Everywhere October 13, 2018

Good Job, Though

A phrase that would follow when some one totally messed up, but you don't want to totally destroy their confidence.

Player: I can't believe i just gave up threw that interception.

Coach: Yeah, that was the worst pass i've ever seen. Good job, though.

by Macier Ross September 9, 2009

thomasville slicker

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

by YungThomas April 19, 2014