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Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money
Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it
by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023
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Ted Cruisin'

To take a flight to a warm place while the proletariat freeze.
"How are you staying warm in this year's Texas freeze?"
"I'm Ted Cruisin' in Austria, mate."
by satans' February 4, 2023
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Ted Religon

An religon fastly growing in Canada where they supports someone who's name is ted
by Pastor of ted religon October 31, 2023
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TED Talk

When Ted Cruz talks you into having an extra marital affair for the purposes of furthering your political career.
I was reluctant to give in, but after a well executed TED Talk, I was more than willing to follow Ted into the broom closet.
by RodgersIsKing July 7, 2016
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Ted Bundy

A great man who followed his dreams. :D
When I'm older, I want to be like Ted Bundy
by SexyBeast6969420 October 22, 2020
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TED HILL

A pornstar who will cum inside of you at the very sight of each other, your bra will come off as soon as he looks at it. Your bed may be black now but after he gets on you it will be white forever. His massive horse cock which will not fit in your mouth and his muscly abs that you will want to suck forever. His mum has already taken him so you cant get on him yet. 69 times is his cum record for one day and is the winner of the Guinness World Record for the longest cum shot 21 year running with a massive 69 meters.
Oh my Gosh, look its TED HILL oh wait, IM NAKED AAAHHH.
by Ejaculator machine November 3, 2020
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Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!
by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014
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