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Drip tease

The tiny amount of liquid that people sometimes leave in the bottom of a bottle of something, that causes the person following to get really annoyed when they discover there's actually no orange juice left.

May be unintentional or an intentional effort by someone so lazy they can't be bothered throwing out the bottle.
I really feel like some orange juice. Oh good there's still some left. Damn! It's only a drip tease!
by Kaspar Mk5 December 3, 2010
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Occam's Taser

Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.
University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.
by B. Dick Yanchak May 6, 2010
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tease

a girl who likes to see how much a guy wants her by

1. blowing kisses, playing with shirt collar, etc. and then pretending to refuse any sexual advances made to her by the guy.

2. if she and the guy are close enough, she will pretend like she's going to touch him- and then whisks her hand away and pretend like nothing happened. it makes the guys go crazy- but don't worry if a girl ever does this to you it basically means she wants it really bad, but she wants you to get so horny that you just grab her and start it on it yourself.

3. the act of doing these things
i like to tease rodney, like during the play when i got bored... we would make out for a while, and then my hand would slide down from his neck to his chest to his lower body to the inside of his thigh until he was really horny, he thought i was going to touch his cock- and then i would return my hand to its old place behind his head, and he would just get hornier knowing that there was a possibility that i was going to do it- but, i hadn't yet.
by nympho-bitch July 25, 2006
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Taser man

A police man or woman, guards and any egotistical maniac with a taser gun and a badge.
The taser man stopped me to give me a ticket and tased me instead.
by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009
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teaker

One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.
"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"
by Sleek Greek Shiek Monique April 1, 2010
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dick tease

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.
Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.
by Cricket September 13, 2004
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tweaser

Adolescent / minor children who sexually entice adults.
Angela (Mena Suvari) from the movie "American Beauty" is the ultimate tweaser of the character Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey).

Your 15-year-old daughter is a total tweaser when she wears her cheerleading outfit.
by K-L-O March 31, 2009
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