Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

middleman's tax

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.

The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!

by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010

tude tax

Adding a little extra to a bid or estimate due to customer's shitty attitude, usually a little extra that they could've saved.

I was going to fix her watch for $25 but added a tude tax and charged her $32 because she was being a biotch.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Mik tax

When mik always says “adrian tax” we use this tax on him to cancel it

Mik: *inserts “adrian tax”
Us: *inserts “mik tax”

by Get @me March 22, 2021

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020

Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.

Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.

by tbhinevercared February 4, 2018