When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023
Get the sleepy time swipemug. A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner
I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose
by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015
Get the nut swipemug. 
The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
Get the Cock Swipemug. by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016
Get the turbo swipingmug. That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.
by Ihatemos October 9, 2009
Get the Sorrow Swipemug. by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021
Get the chub swipemug.