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Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019
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swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater
Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt
by Meatshower May 15, 2018
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Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time
Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…
by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022
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Swedish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Lingonberry Juice. The Lingonberry replaces the traditional orange juice of a mimosa.
Thomas, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in Scandinavia, let's make it a Swedish Mimosa!
by Breeced! September 16, 2022
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Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021
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Swedish Stinker

When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck
Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.
by ChuckSneedler February 10, 2022
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Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus
I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny
by mcchs963 August 5, 2023
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