The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
Get the Green bubble strugglemug. the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It
by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014
Get the struggle musicmug. A hotdog or burger bun made out of regular white bread slices. Typically when used when you forget to buy the specific buns.
Person 1: I forgot to buy the hotdog buns!!
Person 2: Guess we gotta break out the white bread and make some struggle buns.
Person 2: Guess we gotta break out the white bread and make some struggle buns.
by SteeliestGunz September 4, 2023
Get the Struggle Bunmug. Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.
by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021
Get the A Struggling Strangermug. 1. A woman who does not meet society’s standards for their age group.
2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.
2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.
Him (on phone): Why do you need $200?
Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.
Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀
Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.
Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀
by The Phantom Menace September 4, 2021
Get the Struggle Chicksmug. when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.
when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.
when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.
by Mayfl0wer1d May 29, 2024
Get the struggle busmug. by MegatonDon April 26, 2024
Get the Struggle coochiemug.