Stoolmate

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.

I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.

by Junablub April 9, 2015

Cork Stooly

A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.

Jeeves, can you get me another Cork Stooly please?

by Jingleman August 19, 2008

Stoop Stoops

n; A really stupid person, used for emphasis; Stephen D.

Stephen is a stoop stoops

by blaablaaablaaaa November 10, 2010

sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 14, 2014

stooleys

Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.

"Hey man, you know where I can get any stooleys?"

by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006

Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.

I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.

by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014

black stool

Hebrews get A black stool caused by unkosher food, like RED BEETS

Grand ma was on the pot calling for the Doctor. I got black stool get dah doctor!!!..

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006