Your family is an std

Even wprse than your granny tranny or your family tree LGBT.

Tom: ur mom gay
Alex: Your family is an STD
Tom: *instantly explodes into a black hole*

by no you bruh May 16, 2018

Virtual STD

A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.

I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.

by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009

Walking STD

Also known as the lesser seen Molly creature, you can find these phenomenons in Indonesia, Switzerland (Leysin American School), Venezuela, Australia, and Kazakhstan. The Molly has a variety of sexually transmitted diseases such as Aids, Herpes, and Syphilis.

Melissa: Oh my god, did you see that creature leaping through the trees?
Kat: Oh, you mean the Walking STD?
Melissa: I didn't know the Molly migrates to Switzerland!
Kat: Yeah, well, this one has been here for almost two years now, so, you kinda get used to it.

by kattheyeoham October 21, 2009

Rainbow STD

1.A Sexually Transmitted Disease that was caused from having intercourse with a gay or bi person.
2.Recieved STD from one who is VERY VERY sexually active.

Man.-DUDE! i think i got a rainbow std from that girl down at madam polats palace.

by dizzlerousedylan September 8, 2007

E-STD

Pronounced ee-stid, is an electronic STD contracted from viewing too much internet porn.

i.e. a computer virus

Your computer is slow as shit! How many fucking E-STDs have you got?

by D-Lines December 9, 2008

anal std

After having too much homosexual sex in your ass you develop something that appears as cauliflower growing out of your butt-hole!
Occasionally there will be some gushing of white puss accompanied by a large rash in the area of the infected anal.
A diaper will be need!

WARNING: THIS ANAL STD IS PERMANENT!
STOP ALL HOMOSECTUAL SEX!

George Bush, you may have to start worrying

Woah there Mike! You don't want to get cauliflower-butt do you?

Baby don't stick it in that hole, i don't want cauliflower-butt!

George Bush might have an anal std!

by Mike_your fagot friend April 21, 2008

NCD, got STD.

No can do, got stuff to do.

Hey, wanna get together with the Kid, Pirate and Ninja tomorrow for dinner and drinks?

NCD, got STD.

by The Kam October 27, 2007