by finnisfruity March 26, 2022
Get the Stanley Sopermug. An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.
*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?
Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*
Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?
Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*
Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒
by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024
Get the Sephora Stanley preppymug. Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him
by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019
Get the Stanley (AJK)mug. Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P
After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.
Cum and knock on her door,
take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.
I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
Cum and knock on her door,
take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.
I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
by Seven fifty April 1, 2023
Get the Stanley Ropermug. by Yelnats May 23, 2020
Get the Uphill Stanleymug. omg its Stanley the guy from Fortnite
by Moma suckaaaaa March 31, 2023
Get the stanleymug. A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
by Pialinist January 25, 2024
Get the Stanley Cupmug.