Rocky the flying squirrel

The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.

by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011

Squirrel Cheeks

During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.

She wouldn't swallow... so I gave her "squirrel cheeks"

by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006

Dirt Squirrel

A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)

A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads

Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked

I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel

by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016

squirrel-job

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...

"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"

by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

squirmy wormy worthog

a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.

alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky

by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012

squircle

A square combined with a circle. Its really fun to scream it at people over xbox live

It's not a square its a SQUIRCLE!!!!

by Iggy2972 November 6, 2009

the squirrel

The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind

I tried the Squirrel and ended up rupturing my scrotum

by rimmy87 October 17, 2007