Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019

squid squad

a group of bloodthirsty youth known for their aggressive affinity for an artist known as Adam Melchor.

“wow, twitter is quiet these days.”
“yeah, cuz the entire squid squad is in jail.”
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“what’s a fermented slop rag?”
“i don’t know, but i bet the squid squad does.”

by sqsq March 23, 2021

Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 8, 2022

suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

Squid-inked

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.

Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.

by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018