pork squid

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

by Dan Jewell October 13, 2003

Downtown Squid

The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.

These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.

The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.

"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"

I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.

by Delicious D. Sweetness November 11, 2004

squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 26, 2011

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Squid-inked

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.

Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.

by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009

Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.

"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.

by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018