by jessica bonerface December 02, 2009
A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.
Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
by Walker Watson July 29, 2006
Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end
by 2K man May 17, 2019
by Eugenia January 14, 2005
by earlie November 14, 2011
When stick a dick up a VERY VERY tight pussy/bootyhole. And you have to squeeze up. At the same time you have to make sure you dick doesnt get rug burn.
by Jamie1212 May 28, 2008
The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
by Thanus July 24, 2008