Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

scratchin' aeir

to be in a high or stoned state

hey man, you scratchin' aeir

by sexlings May 28, 2006

Squatin on the hoop

To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping

Whoa Georgie, whenn you were Squatin on the hoop you left a pungeunt stench

by backflip joe April 30, 2006

Squatchsker

A man or person that is either too short, too obese, has mental inabilities, or self confidence issues. It may be one or all of the above.

Yeah, I know who he is, he is a Squatchsker, and he gets made fun of for it.

by Seaman Ramone Garcia March 31, 2010

Squatch'd

To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.

"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."

by remmyreel April 23, 2010

Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.

Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.

by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011

Squatchpits

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

by qn.harpy November 12, 2012