by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018
Get the Sprunking mug.Spirulina is an amazing girl. She’s very hardworking and is very smart. She sometimes struggles in math though. Spirulinas often tend to work too hard and need to be reminded to take breaks. If you ever find yourself dating a spirulina you’ll never want to break up with her. She can be a bit of a nerd in all aspects and she lives a very healthy lifestyle.
Boy 1 ‘ugh I just love my girlfriend spirulina’
Boy 2 ‘ya she’s hot but only ever eats healthy things and she doesn’t eat gluten’
Boy 1 ‘she’s smart though, she probably has a scientific reason behind it’
Boy 2 ‘ya she’s hot but only ever eats healthy things and she doesn’t eat gluten’
Boy 1 ‘she’s smart though, she probably has a scientific reason behind it’
by Namedefinerocean October 20, 2020
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Get the spruc3d00r mug.I was playing GTA San Andreas from the new GTA trilogy on my switch and the game sprunked after I spent too much money at the vending machine.
by SuperSprunker3000 November 22, 2021
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My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
Get the Bristley sprung flap mug.A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.
Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
by Llamas007 November 6, 2012
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Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!
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