Rocklin Spunk-Fountain

When a guy chokes and aspirates on another guys cum and it spurts out of his nose.

-Did you see the cum that came out of Danny’s nose?
-Yeah he had a Rocklin Spunk-Fountain!

by ThiccHamsicle69 October 1, 2022

spunk hole

A place (club, pub, town, house) that is rubbish.

Scunthorpe is an absolute spunk hole.

by chazthewaz October 5, 2004

spunk tv

according to MXC commentary the second network for men

"whos works for spunk tv the second network for men"

by MXC LUVER December 4, 2004

Spunk race

When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.

Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009