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Splooge Milk

Jack: Bro i saw Chad cleaning up his splooge milk in the bathroom.
by Lil Mayonnaise August 2, 2018
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splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019
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Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"
Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019
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splooge splurge

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today
by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020
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Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020
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Sploogeblast

When you cum so hard in your girl she fucking explodes and dies from the force of your ejaculation.
"Dude, did you hear Jenkins fucking Sploogeblasted his girl?"
by Kingboyguy September 28, 2020
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Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
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