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sploit

I rooted that nigger's box using the new ssh sploit
by Kevin September 17, 2003
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Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces
"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"
by Anubis March 31, 2003
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sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word
"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"
by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008
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Splinder

Splinder: To touch a guys penis in an erotic way when you give him a blowjob.
I want to give you a nice splinder during our sexual intercourse.
by DoubleC91 January 18, 2015
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'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.
After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
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splinter

fuck me, it's dj splinter
by twisted individual April 10, 2005
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shploink

Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy
Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!
by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 16, 2007
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