Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.
Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
Get the Louisville splitter mug.Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.
Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!
Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!
Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015
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The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.
Girl: *PMS explode*
Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."
Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."
by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011
Get the PMS Splatter mug.by Majorfrazier June 22, 2020
Get the Word spitter mug.When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.
by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023
Get the Brownie Batter Splatter mug."man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"
"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
by rvp December 28, 2008
Get the shits and splatters mug.when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009
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