Shit Split

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
by King Skelvis March 24, 2014
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banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.
I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.
by randomthoughts89 December 09, 2010
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split up

TimmyTwelveTux and IrMrThadeus got their shit split up on Gear s of War.
by PersuAZN April 04, 2008
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Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.
while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"
by anabanana123 November 25, 2009
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hit it and split it

when you hook up and never call him back
yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason
by fergy! April 20, 2010
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split pie

The remains after penetration, leaving the pie slightly opened like a crater.
Laura, are you tight today or do you have split pie.
by Ricky Bad News August 18, 2006
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Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.
Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.
by Double Dick Danny August 23, 2011
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