blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.

I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.

by randomthoughts89 December 10, 2010

split up

to get your shit messed up

TimmyTwelveTux and IrMrThadeus got their shit split up on Gear s of War.

by PersuAZN April 4, 2008

Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.

while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"

by anabanana123 November 25, 2009

split pie

The remains after penetration, leaving the pie slightly opened like a crater.

Laura, are you tight today or do you have split pie.

by Ricky Bad News August 18, 2006

hit it and split it

when you hook up and never call him back

yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason

by fergy! April 20, 2010

Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.

Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.

by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011