spants

Long shorts or short pants. See also Capri Pants.

You fag, are you wearing Capri pants?

No, they're Spants.

by capri fan December 26, 2005

Spanish Teacher

fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.

The Spanish Teacher is stupid.

by The_King_Of_New_York January 25, 2019

Spanish Flea

A song that annoys people if played repetitively. Sounds as if it could be from a gameshow.

"There was a little spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be..."

by Arkenath November 17, 2003

spants

A term used by punks to describe the type of pants they wear that are too long for shorts but too short for pants.
Also see ports

Jay- "I see you got a new pair of spants."
Kevin- "Yeah they're punkin."

by Anonymous December 26, 2002

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009

Spanish Trampoline

Spanish trampoline is a Marijuana that gives you such a massive high that you become sexually arroused and want to whack off on eretang. it was first discovered in spain when a young scientist from Germany named Longrod Van Hugendong grew pinapple express in cow shit and then watered it with green apple splaters from the local missionary

yo man give me some of dat Spanish Trampoline shit!!!! mothafucka!!!

by keenan p. March 9, 2009