Eggy Spaghetti

Simply just a person you really hate, someone who has betrayed your trust or is just being annoying

‘She seems nice’
‘No, she’s an eggy spaghetti’

by Smoopy123 May 15, 2019

spaghetti son

A son who unzips his fanny pack and spills spaghetti everywhere.

Dad: Hey son.
*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!

by ZP627 January 1, 2016

Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017

spaghetti-hoe

noun: 1. skinny, crack whore. 2. anorexic sluty female. 3. bony hoe.

1. "That fucking spaghetti-hoe fits in size 2 in the newborn section of sears."
2. (When you see one walking by) "Uh oh, spaghetti-hoe!"

by Cassie Cortes October 12, 2005

Spaghetti Test

A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.

"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."

by JEpher July 14, 2015

spaghetti dick

Long and thin penis covered in tomato sauce. Often slurped.

That Italian guy had a spaghetti dick last night.

by That Guy on OMEGLE February 8, 2012