A piece of excrement -
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
by Metalspork December 9, 2007
Get the awkward soldier mug.A petite girl whose lack of height is only matched by her brain. She has pretty big eyes and doesn't take sexist jokes very well. You do NOT wanna get into an argument over feminism with this chick.
Dude 1: Man, I was just messing around in lunch when i made that 19th amendment joke, but sheesh, she took it so personal.
Dude 2: It's cool she's just a Soledad.
Dude 2: It's cool she's just a Soledad.
by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010
Get the Soledad mug.A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.
"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"
"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"
"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"
"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"
"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"
by Captain Planet Ozone Edition May 18, 2006
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by shinebox March 14, 2003
Get the road soldiers mug.Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!
by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009
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Get the street soldier mug.A toy soldier may be a friend, an acquaintance, or a follower to a cause. They may be emotionaly connected to you, but they are "expendable" to a greater cause (usualy pertaining to the protection of a friend). because they are "expendable" they are refered to as toy.
" I got toy soldiers learkin round the corners, dont test me, cause any of them are willin to do what they need...."
by ~Conundrum~ July 16, 2009
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