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social dumping

the act of checking facebook, twitter, or myspace via phone or computer while taking a shit
what's taking so long in there?

knowning him he is probably social dumping.
by Chaz Montgomery October 18, 2010
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VP Social

Someone who rises to the occasion to plan or help plan a course of events that will lead to legendary night out. In order to keep acting position of VP social you must be awesome at short term planning, on the spot decision making and networking. VP social is an electoral position where majority vote in a crew designates VP social to a 2-year term unless performance of acting VP social is compromised or lame.
Emily was removed from acting VP Social role due to poor performance to make epic night out, burgers alone were round like meatballs. Jeremy organized 50 shades of awesomeness time and time again that led him to be the VP Social in his crew.
by Durtis May 22, 2013
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Social Miscreant

Someone who's behavior is socially vile, villainous, base or malicious which breaks the rules of common social norms. Someone who makes harmful, insulting or hurtful comments with no consideration given to the feelings of the recipient.
My co-worker said to me after I told him my aunt died: " I would hate to be in your family". He is absolutely a Social Miscreant.

This lady told my friend after she coughed to clear her throat: "Don't worry about the cough, we are all going to die anyway". A Social Miscreant on the loose.
by Donna Wordsmith April 22, 2013
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Social Sketworking

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.
Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.
by callmefunny April 5, 2011
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Social Dodge

The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!

Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.

Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
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Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
by KayYo21 March 21, 2020
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Social Bulimic

Someone who makes alot of friends but also ditches them whenever she feels like it.
Also known as a social binge and purge.
Susan is such a social bulimic. The moment she heard that Jennifer couldn't attend her party, Susan decided that they were no longer friends.
by missperfectionista March 24, 2009
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